[Just beneath that first sentence, cheekily scrawled in the smallest font:]
You love me and would tear the world apart to keep me from the slightest inconvenience.
[But then:]
Fine. I will allow it, if only because you made a spirited case. But you spoiled it at the end, lawyer mine: you did not spend more than ten seconds on that, and I aim to praise you for the many things you do that deserve favorable judgement on, not a half-assed rendition of my prick.
Though I notice, with all your whining, you never praised mine either. Do you intend to continue to demand that which you haven't given yourself?
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You love me and would tear the world apart to keep me from the slightest inconvenience.
[But then:]
Fine. I will allow it, if only because you made a spirited case. But you spoiled it at the end, lawyer mine: you did not spend more than ten seconds on that, and I aim to praise you for the many things you do that deserve favorable judgement on, not a half-assed rendition of my prick.
Though I notice, with all your whining, you never praised mine either. Do you intend to continue to demand that which you haven't given yourself?